This is my sister Emma, and while there are many misconceptions about Emma (no she does not suffer fools, but yes, she will gladly make fools suffer) the one misconception that I would like to set straight is that she was not raised by wolves, and yes we can take her out in public for short periods of time. After four hours though we need to return her to her nest for proper grooming and rest. Here are some pictures of her latest outing! Her birthday outing to Ikea! She is now a woman, we performed the rituals and sang the chant and now that she has purchased her first item from Ikea she will be allowed to sit by my side at the “Big Kids Table” this Spanksgiving. I hope you enjoy these photos and scroll through to the very end to see the post-Ikea burnout.
All jokes aside, Happy Birthday to my most under rated sibling. I love you so much! The world is a much more beautiful place with you in it. All my love, Adriana
The burnout is real folks!